Wednesday, October 29, 2008


By Jim Heffernan

There once was a Palin named Sarah,
Who fiddled a lot with her hair-ah,
Sometimes she wore bangs,
Above her sharp fangs,
Just like she did as a mayor-ah.

Now the Palin named Sarah is Gov.,
Of a state every hunter can love,
She shot down a moose,
Then cooked her own goose,
Asking for help from above.

Sarah Palin is always dressed nicely
In duds she’ll discuss only icily,
Preferring instead,
To lip-gloss the head,
Of a bulldog, speaking precisely.


Judy said...

Hi Jim, Butch and Judy from Texas. Good luck in your new venture! I loved the limerick about SarAH.

Jim Heffernan said...

Thanks for the well wishes! Yeah... Sarah had quite a run, didn't she? Jim