Wednesday, May 27, 2026

The way we were when we bought gas...

Historic cartoon in Fresno Bee, 1812
Written by Jim Heffernan for the DuluthNewsTribune opinion page/5-27-26 

 When the price of gasoline hit $4.50 a gallon recently ($6.50 in California) it caused me to reflect on the history of gas prices I have experienced in my rather long life. You’ll see how long.

 

When I started driving in the mid-1950s, a gallon of gas at the pump was about 25 cents (for regular) and 28 cents for (ethyl). Ethyl was “premium” and not Lucille Ball’s TV friend.

 

My family had a cabin on a lake near Moose Lake and when I went there, I’d stop at an Erickson station (later Holiday) near the Duluth Ore Docks and order a buck’s worth of regular. That was plenty to get me to the cabin.

 

Besides the prices of gas, there have been drastic changes in the way gas stations operated. For one thing, they were called “service stations,” because a stop at one could involve more than a buck’s worth of gas.

 

Also called “filling stations” they were manned by men (all men) who were known as “pump jockeys.” These men wore the uniforms of their brand — Standard, Pure, Mobil, Texaco, Phillips 66, Mileage, Clark, Erickson, Cities Service and others. Many of their uniforms were topped with leathery bow ties, and, of course, special caps, often military style, identifying the brand they represented.

 

In the process, no driver EVER filled his or her own tank at a service station.  Most drivers wouldn’t know how. Drivers would pull into the driveway alongside the row of pumps and a pump jockey would dash out of the building and approach the driver, still seated behind the wheel.

 

Speaking through the open window, the driver would order the kind and amount of gas (“Gimme a buck’s worth of regular.” or “Fill her up with ethyl.”) and the pump jockey would grab the hose from the proper pump and begin filling the tank. As the process unfolded, the pump jockey would dash to the front of the car and wash the windshield without asking if the driver wanted the service.

 

When the gas order was complete, and the windshield cleaned, the pump jockey, before collecting the money, would ask if the driver needed any other services. These other services might be open the hood and check the oil, or get down with a tire gauge and check the tires. If a tire or two was low on air, the jockey would grab the air hose and bring them up to where they belonged.

 

Under those circumstances, then he would show up at the driver’s side window to be paid — maybe $5 for a full tank of gas, no charge for the service. And no tipping — ever.

 

But occasionally there were limits. I was riding with a friend one time and he was out of cigarettes. Just about everybody smoked in those days, especially teenage boys who weren’t out for sports. It was a chilly, rainy evening shortly after dark and my friend pulled into a station on Central Entrance.

 

The pump jockey darted from inside his building wearing rain gear and approached the driver’s window, asking for an order. He got one:

 

“I’ll take a package of Marlboros,” my friend said.

 

The jockey looked at him scornfully and said, “You Xyz##XXY,” as he turned on his heel and returned to the comfort of his station.

 

As I said, there were limits.

 

Jim Heffernan is a former Duluth News Tribune news and opinion writer and continues as a columnist. He can be reached at jimheffernan@jimheffernan.org and maintains a blog at www.jimheffernan.org.

Sunday, May 3, 2026

Parking meter loss leads to very bad dream...

Written By Jim Heffernan for TheDuluthNewsTribune/May 2, 2026

I admit I was worried as I drove my aging white SUV toward downtown Duluth. I’d heard that they’d junked all the parking meters and somehow hooked parking regulation up to so-called smartphones. 

I’m not so smart on my smartphone. Oh, I can check the outside temperature and answer it if somebody calls, but I don’t text stuff. I don’t use the keyboard at all — my fingers are too fat. I’ve always had fat fingers, much to my chagrin in junior high school. I’m over it now. The chagrin.

So, when I read in this newspaper that the city is now controlling parking downtown with cell phone QR codes instead of parking meters, I pondered: What the devil is a QR code? Looking it up, I learned it’s “a machine-readable code consisting of an array of black and white squares, typically used for storing URLs or other information for reading by the camera on a smartphone.” Oh, is that all. I enjoy storing URLs, especially on weekends when the sun is shining. Yeah, right.

But I was still feeling plenty nervous venturing onto parking meter-less Superior Street in my SUV last month.

I had to park to pick up my taxes from the guy who can figure them out. I’m not so hot on taxes either. But where to park? How to pay with no meters? Would I get a ticket? How much do they fine you these days? Last time I paid a parking ticket they cost $2. That was sometime in the last century.

These were my thoughts as I rumbled on wondering if my muffler was shot. Jeez, I’m thinking, if I can’t park, I can’t get my taxes and send them in on time. I could get arrested by the IRS and sent up the river for an undetermined amount of time or even be deported to Mexico, although I like their food in spite of being a (half) Scandinavian hotshot from Doolut.

I determined that the taxes were more important than a potential parking ticket, so I decided I’d just pull into an angle parking place and take my chances. Alighting from my vehicle, I noticed a nearby small metal box about waist high atop a pole and decided to check it out.

What a relief!  A new style parking meter that covered the whole block. It had a keyboard featuring numbers 1 through 10 and the entire alphabet A through Z. Now I was getting somewhere. There were instructions at the top indicating what you should do before inserting coins in the slots at the bottom.

I can do that, I figured, perusing the instructions. First, they told me to put in my license plate number. Made sense. That’s how they’d know which car was which once I got to the stage where I was to put money in. So, I punched in my plate number JIM8O6 (not my actual plate number or my locker number at the Family Sauna) and moved on to the next instruction.

Next, they told me to put in my date of birth, which I willingly did. That got rejected with the message that I am too old to be driving. Hmm. Moving on, the gizmo told me to punch in my Social Security number, my weight, my height, my shoe size and educational attainment — choose 12 years, 14 years, 16 years, graduate school level (up to 20), and degrees such as B.A., M.A. PhD, MD, DDS, DM&IR, Etc.

No problemo. I don’t mind spreading my Social Security number around the globe. It can lead to some interesting e-mails from needy rich guys in Nigeria who need help accessing their money.

Yawn…I was getting drowsy writing this. Suddenly ZZZs and then a dream: 

In the dream after I punched in all of the requested information, the parking box told me to insert a gold coin with President Trump’s image on it. I didn’t have one on me so I darted into a nearby bank, putting my hand in my jacket pocket with the index finger pointing like a gun. I ordered a teller to give me a Trump coin because I didn’t want to over park in my spot with no meter. She smiled and pressed a button and a loud noise rang throughout the bank lobby, scaring customers. There were three.

Soon guards and cops showed up in my dream placing handcuffs on my wrists behind my back, causing me to wonder how I was going to eat lunch. And then there was the problem of picking up my taxes and getting them mailed by April 15. And how could I sign the tax forms with my hands handcuffed behind me? My doze was becoming a night…er… daymare.

When my nose hit the keyboard I had been typing on, I suddenly woke up. What a dream, but it was no dream that the parking meters are gone. Used to be two bits for 10 minutes and done. Done is right.

Oh, and what about my taxes? They got sent in but I’m starting to smell tacos.

Jim Heffernan is a former Duluth News Tribune news and opinion writer and continues as a columnist. He can be reached at jimheffernan@jimheffernan.org and maintains a blog at www.jimheffernan.org.